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Because why choose between enhanced interrogation and extreme sports when you can do both? This design’s got that perfect double tap of dark humor, our guy’s out here waterboarding, while water boarding. Hood on, rope tight, and absolutely zero regard for the Geneva Convention or OSHA.
Whether you're pulling security, or pulling into the lake for some post-deployment decompression, this tee (or hoodie) says you're certified in both torture techniques and tow rope tricks. It’s that kind of dark humor only the initiated laugh at, and the rest just stare.
Wear it proud, wear it wrong, but for the love of all things twisted, don’t wear it to your VA appointment.
Hang Loose Tactical, where the water’s always rough.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
$25.75
Whether you're pulling security, or pulling into the lake for some post-deployment decompression, this tee (or hoodie) says you're certified in both torture techniques and tow rope tricks. It’s that kind of dark humor only the initiated laugh at, and the rest just stare.
Wear it proud, wear it wrong, but for the love of all things twisted, don’t wear it to your VA appointment.
Hang Loose Tactical, where the water’s always rough.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!