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Sure, they write the tickets, but on their off time? MPs are the ones flipping golf carts, jumping off barracks roofs, and leading the charge to blackout town. This isn’t your straight-laced, regulation-hugging tee. This is for the boots who know the real threat to good order and discipline is rocking an MP badge after six shots of Jäger.
Sporting a distressed Airborne patch and a beer mug frothier than an MP’s excuses at Monday morning formation, this shirt is a nod to every Military Police soldier who parties like they’re off duty forever. Because in this drinking platoon, the problem starts when the MPs show up, with their own cooler.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
$23.00
Sporting a distressed Airborne patch and a beer mug frothier than an MP’s excuses at Monday morning formation, this shirt is a nod to every Military Police soldier who parties like they’re off duty forever. Because in this drinking platoon, the problem starts when the MPs show up, with their own cooler.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!